Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021

Poofer Valve

The anus hole

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"

by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

Puffery

Something based on opinion, not fact.

The fat kid made a puffery statement about cake.

by Roumi March 13, 2010

pofvert

a seedy loser who hangs around on dating websites, their profile equipped with a photo of a good looking person who does not resemble them in the slightest. They then proceed to message people for "sexy chats".

"How did it go with that guy who messaged you last night?"
"He was a real pofvert, worse than the other one who messaged the night before who at least had all his own teeth"

by kitschnkarma April 28, 2010

bone puffer

One who sucks on dick.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer!

by Fred Clanahan February 23, 2006

Pufferbelly

A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefore the term is often used to describe dillusional indivduals with an obsession for the afforementioned dessert items.

"That E-Rick is such a Pufferbelly, look at him eating all those fucking marshmallows and blueberry pies."

by Jayke Meoff November 7, 2007

peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004