Ski Poling

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.

1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!

by DFaFH July 7, 2007

poodling

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'

My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.

by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007

Pooling

To take ones pool chairs (the chairs right next to a pool), and put them in the pool during the night, as a prank.

1. Friend 1: Dude we should go pooling tonight!
Friend 2: hell ya!!!
2. Old man: damn kids pooled me again!!!!

by Charlie Tomaso April 19, 2009

podging the hodge

Cutting a girls hair off while she's sleeping.

We were podging the hodge at that party last night, left a lot of girls bald headed!

by Joethebarber September 26, 2006

Powling

To consume alcoholic drinks in the pub during registered hours of employment

I think i shall go powling this afternoon as work is quiet today.

I'm powling till further notice.

by jazzler12345 September 12, 2016

pollinger plague

an illness contracted after hooking up with an acquaintance. Usually at a party or with someone you are not committed to. It causes coughing & is highly contagious. Often times the pollinger, or pollinger plague can be passed from the person doing the "hooking up" to another through drinks or simply spending a lot of time with them. most people with the pollinger plague are referred to as sluts because they get around with random people & miss a lot of school for being ill. (resulting form last nights sexual escapades)

Damn Michael! he gave me the fucking pollinger plague!! i mine as well have chlamydia i've had such a sore throat!

by bp4life! June 1, 2009

Pooling

An effect created when a smaller bra is worn to cause the breasts to overflow, producing a desirable appearance

Deeeeyaaaammmm! That girl is pooling out of her shirt.

by Genny Nubbins November 5, 2006