pms

a short way to say palmetto middle school duh......lol

so what school do u go 2?
pms.

by becca8171 December 7, 2006

pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

pms

Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.

(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.

by NightOwlsAreBetter September 3, 2006

pms

P.M.S. is an acronym of 'Pussywhipped Mens Society'

The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect

Jim: Jenns been bitching at me for months, and now she says i have to go to cooking classes or 'no sex until further notice'

Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you

Jim: Screw you

by Tondinator January 2, 2009

pms

Sometime before a woman's period when all logical systems go are. A girl canget so stuck in her head and then snap and lash out at whatever she is blowing out of proportion . Usually focused on the unsuspecting man. Consequently creating a mess before she realizes what she has done and what she is crying for. An inflated state of emotional termoil. Accompanied by inflated boobs n whole body inflated by water retention. All bad . Usually one good cry can lessen the intensity provided your dude is still speaking to you.. If not buy him a pair of Jordan's and he will.

I had made a giant mess and didn't realize it was PMS until he said ,"Bye bitch!

by Sugars_Whore March 27, 2015

PM

on various message boards you can PM or "Private Message" someone

by Dinoras August 9, 2003

PMS

When a woman is going through the pain of one of her internal organs shedding a layer. This may cause her to have a lower tolerance for incompetence and is why pmsing has such negative connotations.
If you happen to be the incompetent dingwad that pissed off a pmsing female, be kind to those around you and don't go off complaining about "how much of a bitch she is".
Caution: if a girl is angry don't just ask her if she is pmsing. Believe it or not that is one of the most infuriating things someone can say. Its like saying she cant be angry. Even if some shit just went down.

Jerry: god Penny why are you so angry? Are you pmsing or something?
Penny: no I'm not pmsing I have a genuine reason to be angry!

Later....
Jerry: oh my god Penny was such a bitch today. She got angry at me for cheating on her. Can you believe it? I bet she was pmsing or something.

Steve: Didn't she say she wasn't? And why wouldn't she get angry? You were being a dingwad.

by D.L.O.T.U. June 11, 2014