portsmouth

The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.

Shithole, smells of nat piss

by John Collins April 15, 2004

Portsmouth

A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.

"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"

by John Jacob Smith April 15, 2007

Portscum

A term which accuratly describes both the geographical nature as well as the demographic make-up of the city of Portland. Most importantly, this term is used as a proper noun for supporters of the Portland Timbers football club.

Burn in hell all you dirty portscum. Never had a dad, never had a mum. Too much meth where you come from. Die portscum!

by T. Stockton April 3, 2010

portsmouth

Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.

Impression of a skate: 'Hmm my caravan smells of fish, I know lets attack the police'. TARDS.

by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005

portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008

Portslade Oscar

Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.

My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.

by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016

Portsea

the most basic place for anyone from melb to go to on the summer holidays. If you don’t have a place down there then you’re sorta inadequate...sorry! days will consist of going out on dads boat and getting a lift in your Range Rover to sorrento where you’ll get an Itali.co pizza and eat some mubble ice cream. What rich melbourne girls ig doesn’t feature a photo of them sunbaking in portsea with their tigelily bathers and Turkish towel

Me: are you going down to portsea this summer
Friend: nah we had to sell the house

Me: oh why
Friend: dad lost his job

by Toorakportsea December 11, 2018