Portsea 

the most basic place for anyone from melb to go to on the summer holidays. If you don’t have a place down there then you’re sorta inadequate...sorry! days will consist of going out on dads boat and getting a lift in your Range Rover to sorrento where you’ll get an Itali.co pizza and eat some mubble ice cream. What rich melbourne girls ig doesn’t feature a photo of them sunbaking in portsea with their tigelily bathers and Turkish towel

Me: are you going down to portsea this summer
Friend: nah we had to sell the house

Me: oh why
Friend: dad lost his job

Portsea by Toorakportsea December 11, 2018

Portsea Maccas 

A mythical place your friends go to on a late night maccas run. Typically of great distance to your present location. Portsea Maccas still sells that far far away shrek pasta with those little green shreky hand tongs.

“Where are you guys?”
“Portsea Maccas!!!”

“Where we going?”
“Porstsea maccas.”

Portsea Maccas by mxiom August 15, 2020

Porteau

Pronounce: "Paw-toe"

Verb. - The action of forming a portmanteau.

(Note: Porteau is an example of a internal portmanteau, where a word is shortened or apocopated by joining its two ends at a common letter - here 't'.)

On many sitcoms, an easy way to make a joke is to have a character porteau new words.

Examples: Friends - "Fricken" (fried chicken) - Chandler
............... HIMYM - "Visitivity" (vision creativity) - Barney

Porteau by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009

Portsmanshi 

Weird, strange, abstract, unusual, not always bad, just different.

1. The movie was okay, but it was sort of portsmanshi.

2. That guy, although portsmanshi, is quite hot

Portsmanshi by ZangyTangy3 November 21, 2010

Porthead 

Someone who smokes alot of Newport cigarettes.

Jon: I'm gonna light up a another port.

Bobby: Damn dude, your a porthead!

Porthead by P0rthead69 October 22, 2009

portsexual 

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008

Portslade Oscar 

Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.

My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.

Portslade Oscar by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016