Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020

plant gay

A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants

Plant gays are the best type of gays

by suroy12_ October 27, 2020

Durr Plant

A reductive cynical anti-meme created by YouTube personality I Hate Everything to describe the hopeless ridiculous lack of substance and sense that many memes have. He meant it to show how stupid Damn Daniel is by comparing it to the following; in a video titled 'I HATE DAMN DANIEL', IHE points his finger at a potted plant and shouts 'DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR' repeatedly. It was a bizarre and 'random' 'joke', and it perfectly portrayed how memes can originate from something so simple, it's hard to find out why people find it funny. This completely backfired for IHE because 'DURR PLANT' became an actual meme and got its own Know Your Meme page. This in turn escalated IHE's point, and he made a video titled 'I HATE DURR PLANT (AND JOKE THIEVES)' in which he explains how he never intended 'Durr Plant' to be an actual thing, and how the internet laughs at anything.

Script of Durr Plant
IHE Points at a potted plant.
IHE: "DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRR! DURR PLAAAAANT!"
Internet: Hysterical laughter.

by CORONIUS January 17, 2017

plantsexual

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3

plantsexual is not a valid sexuality

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plantdoor

The combination of a common household door and an almighty ficus who watches over and guides the skeeps on their quest for eternal glory.

Oh nice, it's Plantdoor he's a total skeep.

by don scoop June 29, 2008

Plantsplain

to condescendingly explain vegan or vegetarian theory or values to meat eaters, often using inappropriate or made-up language

"Someone had to die for you to eat that. Enjoy your rotting animal carcass, carnist."
"Don't plantsplain to me, hippy!"

by Magerk July 26, 2018

Tomato Plant

Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.

"Are you still growing those tomato plants"

by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018