perpetual student

1) A perpetual student is someone (generally in college or university) who attends for several years, usually more than what is required out of their degree.

2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.

Paul, in his seventh year, was known as the perpetual student at OISE.

by darkestembrace November 3, 2007

Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

Perpedic

A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.

What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.

by Sandy Gallagher November 7, 2011

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

perpetrating the fraud

Term used when one acts or speaks in a way not true to character in order to decice or bamboozle others .

April: hey Jen have you met my new boyfriend Jim?. He's the one helping that old cross the street
Jen: Omg girl you're dating Jim? I just seen him last night at the bar he totally took home a Hooker
April: no way he's so dashing and debonair ... look there he goes rescuing a kitten from a tree
Jen: no girl he's just perpetrating the fraud!

Jon: dude look at that hot chick over there with the nice rack, she looks so smart reading that big novel
Jim: i knew her in high-school she wears those stick on boobs and that book she's reading is upside down LMAO
Jon: damn if she ain't perpetrating the fraud!

by osogood03 November 22, 2010

perp roll

The perp roll is a term used by police and court workers in Virginia that describes the slouchy way defendants approach the bench. It might be caused by the fact that many court customers are high on dope during their trials.

Check out this fool doing the perp roll, the judge is not going to like it.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008