hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

plasteel

An alloy sometimes used in science fiction, and a combination of the words "plastic" and "steel." It is supposedly an extremely strong metal that is flexible and durable. Notable mentions of this metal can be found in the Star Wars franchise and the video game RimWorld, as well as other media.

The body armor was plated with plasteel, ensuring that it would be easy to wear and provide substantial protection.

by EliteNinja26 June 27, 2017

plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plaster Cast

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.

Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.

by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Plasterer's radio

A person's face when freshly spunked on

"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"

by will_scarlet September 16, 2003

Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011