Planter

To plan later or plan something at a later time. Invented by Wolf Hailey by combining the words plan and later.
I'll planter for that dinner we are supposed to have.
Let's planter for the amusement park .
by Anonymous97493937 May 24, 2021
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planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.
dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."
by litdragon99 October 30, 2020
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Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "
by Browning802 February 11, 2017
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Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.
I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.
by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022
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seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night
ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.
by crazy t October 15, 2008
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