ramenomic plan 

a monthly financial plan that entails eating ramen for every meal and ramen with tuna on the first and fifteenth of the month (paydays). prolonged ramenomics can lead to ramenexia

his role as Captain Save a ho put him in the poor house where he had to develop a ramenomic plan to pay for his ex's plastic surgery bills

his ramenomic plan lasted through Ramendan, but at least he was a getting daily Ramen Job

ramenomic plan by b_dk January 5, 2009

retirement plan 

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

retirement plan by [e-mail] March 7, 2009

Puerto Rican Diet Plan 

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

Puerto Rican Diet Plan by ryanayr August 31, 2011

Redneck Retirement Plan

Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.

Alternately, into any kind of gambling.

Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.

Redneck Retirement Plan by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009

Robert Plant 

the most gorgeous man in the world

to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand

Robert Plant by plantlover December 28, 2005

Republi-plant 

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.

Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."

Republi-plant by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan 

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan by E. Barlow June 22, 2021