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Platypeople

An alternative meaning for the plural of platypus. Can be used interchangeably with platypus and platypi. Most often refers to platypuses found in groups. Platypeople are duck billed marsupials found in Australia.
The enemy of platypeople is man.

On my vacation to Australia I saw many platypeople in one pond.
by Rafaelote January 12, 2011
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Platypile

A structure in which three or more platypi are stacked on top of each other, with the largest platypus on the bottom and the smallest on the top.
The five platypi, in an effort to show off their agility, formed a perfect platypile for the onlooking crowd.
by Abigail H. October 5, 2008
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platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries
you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?
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Bridal Plasty

A reality show that awards plastic surgery and a celebrity wedding to the winner. Also used as a term for a bride getting plastic surgery before her wedding.
Talk about bridal plasty, she got a nose job the week before her wedding.

Bridal Plasty is their favorite show on E!
by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011
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Horny platypus

When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.
Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose
“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020
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Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
by Bambooboards August 1, 2008
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