plumber 

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

plumber by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

Plumber

The old school type of cryptocurrency trader who relied more on conviction, will power, and foresight rather than the modern day zoomer style of trader who relies upon analytics, quick reflexes and fortnite adjacent skills. Often times these traders were also blue collar workers such as plumbers.

The zoomers trade like such doouchebags compared to the plumber chads

Plumber by PlumberChad August 11, 2026

Plumber

Someone who protects the health of the nation. The plumber's credo is "We protect the health of the nation".

Contractors: "Give us one good reason why we should give you a raise."
Plumbers: "Because we protect the health of the nation."

Plumber by Heavy Turbulence August 13, 2026

Plumber's Crack 

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

Plumber's Crack by gammarock July 22, 2004

Plumber's Cocktail 

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

Plumber's Cocktail by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Plumber Meats 

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

Plumber Meats by borky June 1, 2015

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

Plumber’s Grease by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018