William Puzzle 

William Puzzle is the name of a moment that shares a resemblance to the Pedophile and Weeb William Puzzle. It is only used on extreme occasions because he is the evilest human ever to walk the earth.

That is a William Puzzle moment, how he just killed 45 children!

William Puzzle by Mr Yeast May 25, 2022

monkey puzzle 

Also known as a black transvestite - one that is very feminine and suited to the transvestual environment wearing a lot of, but not excessive make-up. Can be very confusing to a Briggsy when plied with alcohol. This term can also be applied when observing a wealthy black individual who has made his wealth legally.

I fancy those two dancing over there, they're quite fit. Don't you realise they're trannies? Oh, right, I am quite drunk I guess. Don't use drink as your excuse mate, you're a tranny chaser and don't deny it. You're the victim of a monkey puzzle.

monkey puzzle by The Lady in the Lake September 12, 2008

Chinese Puzzle 

1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.

Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.

Chinese Puzzle by jsten December 9, 2008

puzzle pirates 

excellent MMORPG, based on the world of swashbuckling pirates, lads, bucaneers and sea scoundrels. male and female alike! there is no discrimination in the world of puzzle pirates.

the game is based around puzzles, naturally... duties like sailing, bilge pumping, navigating, carpentry, cannon operating and the like can be done while at sea, while on an island one can duel other pirates, deposit money into a bank, purchase excellent clothing, swords, materials and even a fancy boat of your own... you must look into joining a crew also, loner pirates are seldom seen. it is also capital that you learn to beat other pirates in the drinking game, perhaps the best articulated puzzle in the game.

"puzzle pirates is fucking fun!"

puzzle pirates by oriya May 16, 2005

Puzzle 

A slang word for sex. It is used in covert text messages to keep an affair secret. It is most commonly used when a man is creeping on his girl...with another man.

Its origin comes from before cardboard was invented and people resorted to primitive forms of puzzles.

Man 1: Does this piece(penis) fit here(anus)?

Man 2: That is a very puzzling question. Let us find out.

Man 1: Fantastic! We shall call it Puzzle.

Puzzle by ScrakABees January 14, 2009

Pancake Puzzle 

Where a pancake is mercilessly dissected to create an amusing puzzle masterpiece. Hence, the pancake puzzle was born.

While eating at Shoney's Restaurant, this shawty lady had made a pancake puzzle.

Pancake Puzzle by Rapper Ternt Sanga January 12, 2010

chipsaw puzzle 

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

chipsaw puzzle by homework joe March 2, 2010