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they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
by jaybee173 December 7, 2011
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cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence
Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
by papa sutra February 25, 2010
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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
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