Pinstorm

Starting with one pin on pinterest and then getting distracted by all the other pins thus causing a pinstorm!

I got on pinterest to find a good dinner recipient and got caught in a pinstorm and have been pinning for hours.

by shannarox September 30, 2014

Pission

Having to go piss when you're wasted and outside

"I've gotta go on a pission bro"

by Captain crocs October 2, 2022

Cassidy pinion

Real no matter what a true ride or die

I wish I could be just like Cassidy pinion

by Clpclp October 16, 2020

Misplaced Pensioner

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023

pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

by Dyltong June 18, 2013

Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

pinion

straight fkn pimp em hoes y0

walkin up to a bitch and slappin her stupid face

by horton May 18, 2003