While banging some swine from behind, you ram your index and bird finger
simultaneously in her ass, then reach over her head and hook them deep up her snout while pulling her head up and making her enjoy her own turdage while she squeals. Then you say, "who's a stinky
little piggy?", in which she will usually oink in ecstasy, and the only
appropriate reply is, "that'll do piggy, that'll do
Being the
dedicated and reliable wingman that I am, I've often found myself in sloppy situations that require me to accompany the token hog of the group of hot chick's, back to her barn. Upon arrival to her sty, and placing her in the natural feed through position, I mount the wild beast and appropriately and
animalistically perform
the stinky piggy.