Pigeon

You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.

Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"

by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014

Pigeon

When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.

Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.

by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009

pigeon

Someone who snitches on a situation

Joe is in Jail because his girlfriend was a pigeon.

by Sara May 13, 2005

pigeon

The broken english language that local hawaiians speak.

Ha bra godo store?

by mark allen January 25, 2004

pigeon

a type of person in a group who adds nothing to the dynamic, but has a generally negative more than positive effect

I swear Lauren is such a fucking pigeon.

by writer 1999 March 10, 2016

pigeon

you know how when u give one pigeon something, all the other pigeons come expecting some for each of them?

friend: yo lemme get some of that

me: sure but i don't have that much
friend 2: yo lemme get some too
friend 3: yeooo me too
me: god damn y'all some pigeons

by yyyessir October 19, 2019

pigeon

a person with tiny ears like harry sb and who is fat. Eats of the floor

A pigeon has small ears

by A living human? March 16, 2020