Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

Piffed

Being mad, yet in shock; pissed but surprised.

I'd been talking to this guy for a month and then out of nowhere he got in a relationship with some THOT. I was piffed.

by ShitISay April 6, 2017

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

by beetsmeets March 3, 2021

ice-picked

ice-pick is present for Trotsky from Stalin

who the hell ice-picked trotsky?!

by smrtak55 August 23, 2017

Get Picked

getting picked = when someone takes a picture of u

Dceng : He took a pic of me wow.

Momo : Lmao get picked

by POGGERSMO December 23, 2018

you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022