Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.

Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared

by Assnuts chicken July 22, 2008

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.

"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."

by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003

Picard water

Earl Grey tea, served hot.

Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation

'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'

by Plasmatron-7 January 08, 2012

Picard Maneuver

What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!

Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver

by James T Kirk May 30, 2006

Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.

When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.

by Martin Wandering April 19, 2011