Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009

Smoked pork

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

pork osaurous

Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.

Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.

There was a herd of giant pork osaurous grazing at the all you can eat buffet.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

Pork Horse

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009

Porkathon

A marathon sex session

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'

by Wigmire January 27, 2011

porkaround

In software programming, a workaround which is an extremely "dirty" solution to a bug, like a pork did it. Usually done as a "temporary" solution while a better one is found, but everyone knows that it will stay there for eternity. The programmer who did it is usually ashamed of what he was forced to do, but in a way he's also proud.

Programmer: Hey, I got a solution for that problem! It's a bit of a porkaround, but I couldn't think of anything more elegant.

Project Manager: OK, it will have to do for now.

by work was invented by a jerk July 1, 2020

Pharkonic

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011