shit of pooper

1 A slip of the mouth. You were actually trying to say sheet of paper.
2 Something your teacher doesn't ask you to take out for a pop quiz

Teacher: "Ok class, it's time for a pop quiz, everyone take out a shit of pooper- oh my word!!!"

Class: "HAHAHAH!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

migratory pooper

Someone who will walk to a bathroom on the other side of their office building to take a dump, even if there is a bathroom closer. The reason for this is so that no one in their side of the building will know if they stunk up the bathroom.

Tyler: "I was going to the bathroom and in walked Steven. I don't know why he always uses our bathroom, there is one right next to his office!"

Ben: "He's a migratory pooper. Hold your breath if you see him in the bathroom!"

by T.R. Pooper August 6, 2010

pool pooper

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool

Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.

by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015

In the pooper

The ultimate sign of trust from a woman to a man

Woman: "I'm guna let you put it in the pooper"
Man: "Jackpot"

by Old Gregorian Calender August 19, 2009

pooperoni

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni

Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!

by madchiller July 28, 2006

Pooper

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on, ass

Kaylyn had the nicest pooper I've ever seen!

by Limetime December 28, 2004

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011