phonytail

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail

Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.

by elliott February 4, 2005

ponytail

Where a girl puts her hair up in a single rubber band.
why:
So she can smack a bitch
So she can smack someone in the face with her hair
To try and impress someone
To give head

It also the most impossible thing to do when you have messy, snarled hair i do not reccomend it you will look terrible unless you have bobby pins to fix that shit

Do you have a bobby pin? I put my hair in a ponytail and it looks like crap.

by Henderson_2015 May 7, 2015

ponytailable

An adjective used to describe a length of hair, typically at the back of one's head, that can be tied into a ponytail.

My hair is almost long enough to be ponytailable; I think it will be in a month.

by StacyStacy October 15, 2010

ponytail holder

The gentlemanly act of using your hand to hold up your lady's hair while she is performing fellatio.

Since her hair kept falling in her face, he gave her a ponytail holder so she could finish the job.

by Dollars for Dino May 16, 2021

stingy ponytail

when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.

Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.

by bam bam boy October 4, 2008

Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005