Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

phonsie

you Would never find another person like phonsie he is the best most handsome person in the whole wide world and a sucker for the ladies. if you ever find a phonsie never let him go because he won’t let you go. if you have a brother name phonsie he would be the loving most caring person in the whole wide world

isn’t phonsie fit

i know he is so hot

by nummulite May 5, 2018

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

Phonesia

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

phocks

A white fox with horns of a goat.

Did you see that beautiful snow phocks prancing through the fields?

by Stanton V. May 8, 2007

Phonosexual

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.

"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.

by AAres January 25, 2010