honeymoon dick

a term used to describe something that is extremely slick or slippery.

look out Grandma, this driveway is slicker than a honeymoon dick !

by Sly 2844 February 4, 2010

Jamaican Honeymoon

A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.

Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.

by Laurenaustex January 9, 2012

honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.

"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

by triggerhappykimmy January 1, 2009

honeymoon

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.

Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com

by Kevin May 26, 2005

Honeymooning

The act of confining one's new spouse and milking them for their juices, usually later sold.

John: I heard Tim is honeymooning his new wife.
Jim: I'd buy some of that honey.

by 4Chanonymous September 23, 2012

Honeymoon fit

Perhaps from the fifties: something that fits tightly, as into a female virgin on her wedding night.

Dude, when I slipped my iPhone into that sweet new case, it was a honeymoon fit!

by ThreePoint14159265 July 7, 2010

honeymoon phase addict

Someone who addicted to high of honeymoon phase of relationships but leaves as soon as high wears off they jump on to next person to have bigger fill leaving the one behind hurt and heartbroken.Synonymous with the terms serial dater,player,slut,honeymoon phase junkie

Jenna: I can't believe Dave's got a new girlfriend,I only dated him for 3 months.
Sarah: He dated me before you for 2 Months,What a honeymoon phase addict he is,It's not gonna last 2 weeks.

by ryukage99 November 20, 2011