iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.

"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."

by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009

phonetic

Refers to a voicemail service by phonewire.com for your pager or cellphone that translates all new voice messages to readable text that show up on your wireless screen.

"Hit me up later or drop a phonetic.", "I got her phonetics on my two-way, but I ain't calling her tonight.", or "Phonetic me those directions to your crib, alright?"

by Curtis S. June 4, 2005

Phonics

What pissed the terrorists off so much.

by Trey September 10, 2003

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009

Phonetically

Like your physically or mentally with someone, but on the phone.

~ credit to Eduardo Cruz

*two people on the phone*

Him: “I wish you were with me right now”

Her: “I’m with you phonetically”

by oliviaaherrin June 19, 2019

phonatic

Someone who is addictive to phones.

That person is a phonatic.

by rocky095 April 2, 2009

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021