apparel phimosis

the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.

-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!

by johanmk February 9, 2014

Phobophobophobia

Being afraid of phobophobia, aka being being afraid of being afraid at being afraid.

person 1: yo i have phobophobophobia.
person 2: haha scare him
person 3: ok.... aaaaaa
person 1: aaaa i'm afraid

aaaaaaa afraid

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

by 21 Steve August 22, 2017

phimosis

A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.

The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.

"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"

John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.

by CampusPizza June 7, 2007

Phimotic

An adjective which describes an uncircumcised, fully erect penis that remains partially covered by foreskin.

Orihime: There's so much smegma...your PHIMOTIC dick is just wonderful!

Yoruichi: Say you love the scent....

by SeenTooMuch(O_o) March 3, 2009

Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".

NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.

by Clint March 26, 2004

phonodepletaphobia

Fear that your phone battery is dying.

I noticed my daughter was in a state of phonodepletaphobia!

by Dr GTen May 12, 2018

Phobophobiaphobia

the act of being afraid of the fear of getting scared

Jared got phobophobiaphobia again yesterday.

by imafuckincunt May 28, 2020