A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.
The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"
John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
by CampusPizza May 21, 2007
A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.
by hnzosan030 May 24, 2006
Phimosis is the main reason why men in the UK and other European countries are circumcised.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
- Haha you've got no foreskin what a loser let's all try and make this guy feel excluded and like he can never be a part of us!
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
by Alex Trezos July 11, 2008
A disease (disease sounds so freaky, call it a malfunctioning/disorder :3) in which the foreskin of the penis can't be fully retracted over the penis. - This can be cured by Betamethasone 0.05% cream ointment or by removing your maleness. (Also called: circumcition) - It looks really creepy and is probably very painful during sex. - Fred: Dude, why are you screaming? ~ Richard: I just had sex! ~ Fred: What? It hurts? ~ Richard: Stfu, I have phimosis. ~ Fred: ... Hahaha xD
Phimosis
by WickeTD August 12, 2009
the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.
-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
by johanmk February 9, 2014
Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)
by Ativ2 May 23, 2009