(Pan-quack-wey) is what you do in an urgent case when you need to be hidden, but have nowhere to hide, therefore, you go into a position similar to the of a starfish, and flatten out against a flat surface.
Shart tomato pie cabbage sos animaux ! There's nowhere to hide from the serial killer !!!! Quick phankuakquey
by Slutty nun May 13, 2017
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Satire, Something that is completely made up and without merit.
It is humor. Not to be believed. Uses pieces of current events and
fictionalizes with a satirical narrative.
It is humor. Not to be believed. Uses pieces of current events and
fictionalizes with a satirical narrative.
by bzzzzy October 14, 2020
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Get the master phakin saetan mug.Phakt - pronounced "fact", plural "Phaktz" - Any definition or interpretation of something that may not be 100% accurate or correct but is intended to be. Common knowledge. These truths are presented as if they were 100% genuine, but in reality they might stand slight correction. Websites are often the source of these Phaktz.
by Charles Dourdy May 22, 2008
Get the Phakt mug.A phony fan of the Philadelphia Phillies. These number of phakes dramatically increased following the Phillies 2008 World Series Championship and continues to grow.
Wow, there's so many people from Hazleton that are Phakes... Before 2008 I only knew a handful of Phillies fans and now they're everywhere!
by SickOfTheBandwagon October 10, 2010
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