Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.
Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
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After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!
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When one of your friends on Facebook tags you in a picture and you have no fucking idea why. This normally results in confusion and occasionally, anger.
Kyle: Oh neat! Alex tagged me in a photo. Wait, I didn't go to the Justin Bieber concert with him... Why did he tag me? Fuck.
Mark (over text): Haha faggot you went to the Justin Bieber concert with Alex? I knew you two were gay for each other... You two are the only guys I know that have bieber fever. Wowww.
Kyle: God damn phantom tag...
Mark (over text): Haha faggot you went to the Justin Bieber concert with Alex? I knew you two were gay for each other... You two are the only guys I know that have bieber fever. Wowww.
Kyle: God damn phantom tag...
by MHoff July 7, 2010
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The experience of phantom head is very brief because without your head, it’s a little difficult to even have an experience!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2019
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Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020
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by 4thpostie March 30, 2009
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Joe forgot his Blackberry Playbook at home and grabbed his friend’s iPad to look something up. His phantom swipe made him realize just how archaic and inefficient the iPad's home button really is.
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