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Phact

When your friend is a dumb piece of shit but u wanna be nice to them.
eg. hey hunny ur phact.
eg. it is opinion as phact
by ilikechlorophyll November 20, 2018
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happy phace bandits

A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.
"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"
by HPB April 5, 2003
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phacephucker

A word employed while spelling through any method or manner of textual communication. Its usage applies to individual(s) regardless of sexual orientation or gender.

It is succinctly defined to encompass anyone who prefers giving total sexual pleasure, including orgasm, to another by only being fucked in the facial orifice of just their mouth.

Can also be reversed to textually indicate, to another, the anonymous name of those person(s) who prefers fucking only in the mouth.
Shit! Phacephucker just walked by. The meat is good, but no regular fucking.

Boyfriend said I'm not supposed to fuck anyone but him. Fine with me, wish he had told me that before I met up with phacephucker.

You girls going to meet up with phacephucker? I am (licking lips).

Hey, Larry and Susan are having a party at their house, only phacephuckers will be there.
by benignlylauxes August 16, 2012
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phact

Susan: Omg Becky I'm so phact!

Becky: Clearly you are..
by totrashemma September 27, 2015
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phach

You fuckin phach! Suck my dick!
by Dixie Cup March 24, 2003
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Phaclempt

Flabbergasted, a feeling of unsettlement. Confusion. An innermost emotional strife.
Jimmy was Phaclempt when he realized he had herpes.

Suze was Phaclempt when she realized that she had intercourse with Jimmy.

Tyrone was Phaclempt because he had to tell Suze that he Gave Her Herpes.

Jimmy Was again Phaclempt when Suze told him that Tyrone her gym teacher gave her herpes.
by Big Cook July 19, 2010
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phactual

Phactual; The Ph of Phactual derives from the use of 'Ph' in the word Ph•ishing, Ph•actual.
Definition;
Phactual is the characterization of the act of a media or political figure who actively and willfully misleads the public by manufacturing false data and testimony to give a false impression that the story they are telling has substantial evidence that supports a lie or falsehood that they are trying to convince the public as truth.
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Propaganda is often in its entirety built on Phactual data.

When Hillary Clinton gave Phactual data to support that she never accepted money from foreign leaders while Secretary of State, she convinced many of her innocents. When later evidence overwhelmingly shows she did accept large donations and gifts from foreign leaders at that time, Hillary admitted to some allegations of it, but said she had special permission for the Clinton initiative to receive charitable gifts.

Fox News heavily relies on Phactual data and witnesses to support a false narrative to benefit their political agenda.

Fracking companies often use Phactual data and Phactual health laboratory research results that show that fracking has no long lasting harmful effects on natural habitats or human health, that are just bold lies that have often been proven false over and over.

The media in the 2016 election used a lot of Phactual election data to smear presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.

Donald Trump in an average conversation spews out 27.6 Phacts a minute to support his ego.
by cootiefarmer June 10, 2016
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