Pete

a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.

Damn, that kid is so hot, and to top it off he has an Australian accent. He must be a Pete!

by kidfromAZ November 23, 2010

Pete

To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.

Past Tense:

Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.

Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.

by i wear glasses cause im "weak" April 5, 2009

Pete

An over the top gay boy.

He's such a pete

by danielle howelter September 30, 2016

Peted

Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.

A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.

After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.

Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”

by prosindogg December 9, 2008

Pete

1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger

1) omfg this guy is pete-ing all the chicks. He just stole my girlfriend!!!

by KDAWWWWGGGGGG August 26, 2010

Pete

To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.

"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"

"just tell us it now"

"well i just peted myself"

by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009

Pete

a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him

Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.

Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?

by Abraham Lincoln1 September 25, 2010