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perplexzon

confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 super saver minimum
The book was only 17.99 but was in a perplexzon as to whether I should order another book.
by emmonskr.com February 28, 2011
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Perplection

A perplexing erection. When a man gets a boner for seemingly no reasion. Perplections have a habit of occuring at the most awkward times possible.
Man 1: Hey, shall we head to the pub?
Man 2: Not just yet. I don't wanna stand up until this perplection subsides.
by Shania1 March 3, 2011
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Perplexed

Hugs and prayers to us both😿
It would appear we are not the handsome gentleman either one of us are searching for.

The coincidences … so many.

I guess when you want something so badly, you will overlook the things that don’t fit and focus on those that do.

When you have your word be a number it is easy to find when you search for new definitions. That is how I found it. It just happened to be that my handsome gentleman just deleted me from social media and then you had a post stating you needed to sit on the naughty seat. Completely fit my situation.
Perplexed

Again hugs for your heart. If you ever need someone to talk with you know how to get ahold of me.
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Perple

Typo(or slang) of purple.
Boy in chatroom:wut r u doin?
Another Boy in chatroom:playin my perple gitar
by Helmindarn June 25, 2009
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perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.
As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".
by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019
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Perplexionist

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.
Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.
by Thepav May 7, 2010
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perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?
When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"
by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011
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