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The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"
Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!
by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain
Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door
by CyberNutz October 10, 2021
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penith

penis said by gay's or people with lysips.
" you think ur so cool cuz u can pee with ur penith!"
by P.Friddy July 8, 2004
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penthouse poop

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010
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Penith

Hey I heard u got a penith
by Jye Cant November 11, 2020
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penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.
john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.
by heck yes September 10, 2008
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penthouse suite

The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.
My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.
by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010
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