penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Penisimo

how epic gamers say penis in Italian

haha my penisimo is a very nice
- Gandhi

by Absolute fucking Bean May 13, 2019

penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

by Smöl March 6, 2020

Pennis

The Act of playing tennis with your penis.

It hurts to much to play Sinnep, Lets play Pennis

by Dr. Pennis November 6, 2010

Penisi

penisi (pl. n.)

The plural form of penis

My hot gf sucked on 45 penisi, so I dumped that slut.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006