peniscientist

A man who looks like a penis and a scientist.

Legendary rocker Dee Snider is a peniscientist.

by Candy Suxxx June 25, 2006

penisleech

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

by ron May 22, 2003

penislover

A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.

fatchick: if he doesn't find me attractive, he must be a penislover.

by Trent the musclequeen July 28, 2004

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penislightswitch

Someone who is bold enough to swing so low as to write a definition about someone but not strong enough to confront them in person. Probably smokes or pops pills (maybe even both). Basically a weak-minded person who's mind is still left in High School. Probably treats others in a very condescending manor or is known for being a bitch. They have so much to say yet they don't know or don't care to get to know others well. They think the world revolves around them and will have someone else put them in their place one day.

PenisLightSwitch - Someone who can hide safely behind a computer screen but wont step up to the person they wrote the definition about because they know they'd get their head smashed in.

-Karma's a bitch isn't it?

by xXGuessWhoB1tchXx87 March 5, 2012

penislips

one whose lips are shaped as a penis's foreskin.

Low Saechao

by cheng saelee April 17, 2004

Penisrice

When your dick is as big and wide as a grain of rice

Yo that dude's old girlfriend said he had a penisrice

by weeeeee September 24, 2004