penisism

a really bad sickness decaying women brain cells causing them to humiliate themselves publicly for the approval of men

Erykah Badu saying bless you to travis scott and not to the families of the victims who lost their lives at astroworld this is a example of penisism

by caraneedtoknow November 9, 2021

Penisnismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021

penisism

a religion in which the followers believe the universe is one big penis

person 1: penisism is the best religion

person 2: im definetley gonna join penisism

by bigppman69696969696969696969 March 22, 2022

Pēnisabishii

That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Definition: That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Pronounounced: Pini-sabishii

Sean: Ayo Gil-boy my cock needs some serious gobblin rn but honestly, I’m not really in the mood

Ev: midz

Gil: I feel you bro, your def feelin that pēnisabishii right now fr

by puffdaddysk December 24, 2022

penisfie

A selfie of ones of penis.

My girlfriend asked me to send a penisfie....a selfie of my penis.

by Pipg April 25, 2024