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penishead

a human being with a penis upon his/her head
wow u have a penis on ur head u penishead
by fartbomb! November 8, 2008
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penish

A funny way of saying penis when you're mad.

Can be quoted from a game that most youtube poopers love: Super Robotnik Land. Robotnik yells this as he smacks enemies away with his penis. (Look up "robotnik and his gameboy" on youtube, you'll surely find it.)

A sound clip taken from the quote "snooPING AS usual, i see."
(Robotnik walks up to enemy)

"PENISH!"

(Robotnik proceeds to cockslap the enemy's face, throwing them off screen.)
by heretical-cubes February 23, 2009
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penish

a funny way of saying penis = P
he has a funny looking PENISH =D
by dumbfrosh May 3, 2006
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Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.
"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."
by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017
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PENISCOPTER

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.
I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER
by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009
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penisholder

someone who holds other peoples penises
some one who is a loser,fag,or an idiot.
someone who has no life and no friends
Those Losers over there are such penisholders. they should get a life. Johnny your such a penisholder get a life bitch.
by FDFDFD March 28, 2007
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peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes
by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004
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