big peen

humongous male genitalia

That guy has a big peen

by LargestPeen February 18, 2018

Peenfork

Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.

Mitch you so have a peenfork

by JakerinaRawR&&Shelberino October 20, 2010

peen

short for penis

I can see through his jeans that he's got a small peen

by Raquelle December 5, 2003

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

peenee

1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis

Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"

by panzerr October 21, 2004

peenhawk

A small vertical strip of pubic hair above the male genatalia, resembling a Mohawk.

The male equivalent of the landing strip.

What was his situation, you know, down there? Did he have a Brazilian, peenhawk, or was it a dark forest?

by PCDT January 3, 2014

Peen-manship

the art or skill of writing with a penis in urine; often on snow.

Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.

by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017