anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

Pedant

A person is obsessed with trying to be smart but is incredibly annoying in the process

Me: Sam is a dumb dumb
Sam: you have to use the word pedant in the dictionary example

by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l July 9, 2020

pedantic sexism

When a man critiques/criticizes a small detail of something a woman has said or done and mansplains at her about it, either "correcting" her or shaming her for being "incorrect" somehow. Importantly, the gendered nature of the interaction indicates he would not have made any comment, or would have been less rude about it, if the woman were, in fact, a man. Bonus points if there are examples of other errors, or more egregious ones, by men in the same situation at that moment (i.e. comments on a discussion forum or a group of people talking).

Anne says, "I have only the best vegetables in my basket!" Tom says, "So do I! Look at these ripe tomatoes we both have!" Roger points at Anne and says, "Anne, don't you realize tomatoes are fruits? There are tomatoes in your basket, so you can't say you have only vegetables in your basket, now can you?" Anne says, "Wow, Roger, what a great example of pedantic sexism! I love how you go after me about tomatoes, when I wasn't even the person to mention them!"

by NerdFighterForAwesome December 3, 2013

Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009

pedantic

Showing one's intelligence more than is necessary.

David Pearce could be pedantic if he so chose.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

pedantic

someone who does things "by the book" to an extent that it overrides intuition

that's one bad teacher, she's so pedantic

by spliffsmoker August 7, 2011

shallow and pedantic

Some thing smart to say if you are Petarded. Commonly said by a person who watches family guy. Said to piss someone off.

This meat loaf is shallow and pedantic- Peter Griffin
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!

by W.I.P. January 12, 2009