Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

by YAWA March 8, 2019

alligator pear

An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

You can't make guacamole without an alligator pear.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 10, 2010

Hairy Pear

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

by matterri October 8, 2017

pardis

It is an abbreviation for Paradise is an English word from Persian roots that is generally identified with the Garden of Eden or with Heaven. Originally meaning a walled garden or royal hunting grounds, the term entered Jewish (and eventually Christian) beliefs as a Greek translation for the Garden of Eden in the Septuagint. It is sometimes also identified with the bosom of Abraham, the abode of the righteous dead awaiting Judgment Day. In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus tells a penitent criminal crucified alongside him that they will be together in paradise that day.

The city is like a Pardis.

by Pardis March 13, 2008

pardon my zinger

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

Pearce's Shed

A mythical, wonderful place, recently turned pink, where teenages from all over the North Fingal area converge to flake, drink or watch crusty movies.

Has been proven to fit upwards of 20 people, much like a tent in Harry Potter

Joe: What are we doing tonite
Josh: Meh, Flake in Pearce's Shed?
Joe: Drinking?
Josh: Obviously

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

Pearboy

Someone with a extremly deformed body. They are typically a young man. They are huge whores with a pear shaped bodies! they typically wear Phatfarm glasses and homemade nike clothing. They are real life hobos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah, that Jackson is a Pearboy!

by Jeremiah Lipscomb August 1, 2011