Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

Patty Cake by conman1517 December 25, 2010

patty-cake threesome 

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

patty-cake threesome by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.

"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."

Patty Cake by Poise King February 16, 2019

Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

Patty cake by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

Patty Cake by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

Pasta Cake

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

Pasta Cake by Timtomteroo March 5, 2021

patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.

She's got a patty cake booty

patty cake booty by Wallace 466 July 14, 2021