pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

pasture frisbee

A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.

I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.

Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow

by 2fastnloose May 23, 2020

pastrated

Definition of a church ( any denomination) That has either willingly or by vote of the board members allowed social constructs and media to omit specific church doctrines into their worship services for fear of being sued, rejected, by society or being made fun of by anyone.

I thought this church taught values and the principles of good and bad, right and wrong? I guess they’ve be pastrated . The pastor can’t even mention such things.

by Datsron April 7, 2022

pasture pupper

Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.

"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."

by ANOREXICSKELETON December 31, 2022

pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.

Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.

by yamadog March 26, 2023

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023

pasture hussy

A trashy rural woman who has even less shame than taste; shows tendency for greedy self-promotional behavior.

Kristine paid for her boob job by burning her trailer house down and collecting insurance money. She's a total pasture hussy.

by rachycakes April 5, 2026