Partner in crime

A best friend, a confidant, a secret lover. Someone who knows you better than you know yourself. Someone who has your back no matter what. Someone who knows what you are thinking before you do. Someone who won't change you and loves you for who you are. Someone you feel connected to and comfortable with makes you feel appreciated and loved. Someone who knows it’s ok to send that selfie, sext or nude. Someone who you love to message and messages you but never deletes an unread message.

My partner in crime just gave me the best birthday BJ

by Piclover69 May 8, 2021

fuck partner

someone who is used only for fucking. usually used if the person is lonely

I was so damn bored so i called up my fuck partner and we had some fun.

by jumbo921 May 2, 2010

Pastle

pastle meaning “a cup of worms”

Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!

by Not Niki December 5, 2021

partied out

Effects of too much partying/drinking/nights on the lash etc

Person 1: "You look rough"
Person 2: "Yeah, am partied out!"

by Lynzy July 24, 2006

nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.

"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Self-partnered

English slang term.

Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

(Adjective)

1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities

2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.

3. Celibacy, often voluntarily

4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..

5. Asexuality

"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"

"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."

"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"

"Get off my porch"

by ephdysplais December 23, 2020