parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

Parisian Boudoir

French whore house.

Let's go to the Parisian Boudoir to get some French beans.

by JacksonTeller88 August 14, 2015

parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.

Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.

by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019

Parisian

Someone who lives in Paris.

Often used in relation to Kanye West's song "N*ggas In Paris".

Willem Hendrik Frederik Nekker is a Parisian.

by joemumma9123 February 13, 2022