Parasite

When something or someone is attached to you even tho you don't want them to and the follow you around and won't leave you alone

Example: Why do you keep following me, you're such a parasite

by Puppy 1234 April 21, 2017

Parasite

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.

I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.

by Enot-Bitter July 21, 2008

human parasite

A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites

hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.

A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for

Example One:

Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"

Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"

Examples 2:

High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"

High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"

by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018

Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.

Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.

by kajoe December 21, 2009