The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"
"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee
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Get the Paranormal fucktivity mug.When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!
Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*
Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*
Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
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Get the Paranormal Stranger mug.When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
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Get the paranormal penis mug.a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.
b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.
c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene
b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.
c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene
a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."
b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"
c.)
"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.
b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"
c.)
"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.
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