pantser 

noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).

ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.

pantser by earpuller September 27, 2005

pantsdance 

Where you put your hands in the back pockets of your pants and shake your pants around.

How 90s.

pantsdance by matt February 13, 2004

Pantiedust

how you know if your underwear is clean.

blame the pantiedust

Pantiedust by Momma Franks August 1, 2010

pantsd 

Following the standard unix nameing convetion, pantsd is a pants daemon. In computers a daemon refers to a background processes, so it is a background process which runs on pants.

pantsd failed to start today (I'm not wearing pants)
I turned of pantsd (I took of my pants).

pantsd by hobosauce June 24, 2008

pantser 

a girl who wears pants knowing that shes gonna have sex that day in a random place in public

man i was getting ready to get some in a duggout but i didnt cuz my girlfriends a pantser and didnt think about wearing a skirt knowing we were having sex

pantser by goonerboy October 8, 2007

Pantser 

Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."

A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.

Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.

Pantser by Kayl February 11, 2010

Pantsel 

When you cancel plans on someone because you don't want to have to put on pants.

She doesn't want to get dressed, I thin she's going to pantsel.

Pantsel by Brettski321 April 26, 2017