Pantsel 

When you cancel plans on someone because you don't want to have to put on pants.

She doesn't want to get dressed, I thin she's going to pantsel.

Pantsel by Brettski321 April 26, 2017

Pantser 

A NaNoWriMo term that means that you 'fly by the seat of your pants' when you are writing your novel. You have nothing but the absolute basics planned out for your novel.

This outlook towards writing is often opposed by the 'planner', who knows exactly what is going to happen, when it will happen, and where it will happen. There is often enmity between the two types of writers.

Another pantser?! Seriously, GTFO.

Pantser by FightOrFlight November 22, 2010

pantsed 

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

pantsed by Graham February 10, 2003

Pantsed 

When someone gets their pants pulled down to expose their underwear.

I was in middle school and during lunch when there wasn't any staff members in the cafeteria, someone pantsed me by pulling down my skirt and expose my strawberry shortcake panties.

Pantsed by WedgiedGirl December 5, 2018

pantsplosion 

A pantsplosion occurs when you shit yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. This is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the shit just has nowhere else to go).

Person1: Dude, what the hell? Your back is covered with shit!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!

pantsplosion by RestInPeaceMoffTarkin March 10, 2011

Lollery pantser 

An expression, most commonly used by someone named Ja'Crispy, often used in serious situations to provide comic relief or just to indicate that something is funny. Can be used interchangeably with the more traditional "lol".

The literal meaning is unclear but it is thought to have something to do with a person who pantses another person, that is pulls down their pants. The lollery indicates that the pantsing takes place while the pantser is laughing.

Willy: "Aw, man I keep running out of brainfüd!"
Noah: "Lollery pantser!"

Lollery pantser by Ottisnaesi April 16, 2020

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011