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Pair of Marys

Any two people that are insistent on either having their way or having something be what they believe to be right; usually behaving in a nitpicking manner over a matter that is generally perceived to be not that big of a deal.

Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.

The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Stanley, Michael, and Bob are waiting in line, with Bob being the foremost of the three.

Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.

Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.

Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
by Crispy Wafers July 7, 2022
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Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"
Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.
by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011
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Pair Extensions

An obvious breast augmentation procedure recipient.
"Did you notice Gina in that green sweater? She's clearly has Pair Extensions."
by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012
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Pair of twats

Two best friends that are extra gay. Like a Conah and jordan
by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022
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pair of go fasters

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters
by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022
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pair of chidds

A pair of people who have over 1000 inside jokes. although all of them may not be frequently used. It is uncertain where chidds dwell. Maybe in chiddland located on Mt. Kilimonjaro?
We a simple pair of chidds laugh about 5000 topics daily. GASP!
by ChiddBK February 14, 2008
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Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.
kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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