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Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020
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Thanky Panky

The act of having sex with someone out of gratitude
He was as ugly as he was stupid. There was no way she'd be seen dead in public with him, let alone agree to the invitation she could see gradually forming in the gulf between his ears...

... but he had driven all the way from Barstow - so a little Thanky Panky wasn't entirely out of the question.
by glubdammit January 26, 2009
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pasky

a rag or towel used to wipe jizz of a man's large cock
She wiped my cock with a dirty old pasky she found under her bed.
by ohhh yeaa July 29, 2009
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janky panky

there's just one word: sex.
katie and matt were definately NOT doing the janky panky in my room!
by dizzy miss fizzy April 25, 2008
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pahk

This should read 'park' as in 'Park your car'. It is a not too kindly knock by outsiders on how people native to the Boston, Massachusetts area pronounce words that include the letter 'r'. Interestingly enough, there are other words where the letter 'r' is added where it does not belong; words ending with the letter 'a'. See examples of both. This 'Boston area' speak has its roots in Great Britain where it is still used in certain parts of England and not necessarily just by the lower classes, but also the upper classes.
'Pahk yah cah in Hahvahd Yahd' should read 'Park your car in Harvard Yard'. This phrase is often given as an extreme example. Other examples of the missing 'r': the smoker; the drinker; that's pisser (vulgar slang) becomes the smokah; the drinkah; that's pissah. An example where the letter 'r' is added where it doesn't belong: The female name Linda becomes Linder.
by DuxburyDan January 27, 2014
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pahkblock

when you are attempting to do something like open a door for a woman or help someone and an overly aggressive asian man leaps to beat you to it and thus "blocks" you you're "pahkblocked" pronounced 'pahk-blocked' (rhymes)
I was walking to open Jane's door and lo and behold, John pahkblocked me!
by soshmediamisfit June 29, 2018
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Ganky panky

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner
I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally
by Onefabulousfatty March 3, 2019
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